The chicken and the horse.

There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard.
Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get
the farmer, save me, save me!"

The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets
the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse,
ties it to the car and pulls him out.

The horse says, "Thank you, thank you, I owe you my life..."

Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken
falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me! Help me! Go get
the farmer!"

So the horse says, "No, No, No! I think I can get you out." The horse
stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my dick."

The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and saves the chicken's
life.

So what's the moral of the story?

If you have a dick the size of a horse, then you don't need a BMW to
pick up chicks.

For those who are already driving BMW's, pls don't be offended...